Day-Time Television

Last Thursday I found myself at home in the middle of the day with nothing to do for a few hours. I turned on the television. I'm a television junkie. I can watch T.V. all day for days on end. Once, over a Christmas break, I didn't leave the house or change out of my pajamas for seven days straight. I laid on the floor with my head propped up on a pillow watching T.V. When I couldn't find the remote, I slid my arms across the floor like a snow angel...the remote had to be within my reach because I hadn't moved all day. All that to say that I can be entertained by even the most boring television programs.

So last Thursday I turned on the T.V. My remote control allows me to preset my favorite channels in case I'm to lazy to actually press the numbers on the remote. I tried all of my preset stations (all 16 of them) only to find there was nothing worth watching. Instead of turning off the T.V., I dared to venture into the "in between" channels.

What I found was astonishing. Those terrible channels that I never watch are actually highly entertaining in the middle of the day.

Channel 1: Infomercials are often mildly entertaining, but mostly repetitive and dull. Well Seven Day Miracle Cleanse was anything but dull. Can you imagine going ten years without brushing your teeth? Would you consider not blowing your nose for 15 years? Of course not! Well, I bet you've never cleaned out your colon. That's right folks, your colon needs to be cleaned regularly just like every other orifice. With regular colon cleansing you can lose weight, feel better, have softer skin, cure diseases, and have a longer lifespan.
Check it out: http://www.7dmc.com/

Channel 2: Friends, I'm here to let you in on a unique opportunity. Just this morning I was faxed this contract from the Country of Israel. That's right, from Israel. As you know, Daystar has always worked to minister to Christians and non-Christians around the world through the medium of television. God has blessed us with a wonderful opportunity to be the first all Christian television network in Israel broadcasting to Israel 24 hours a day.
You can be a part of this special ministry. The Israeli government has sent us this contract via fax. All we have to do is raise $1,000,000.00 today. We just need you to give as the Lord leads. If 1,000 people each give $1,000.00 we can meet our goal.
This offer by the Israeli government is only good today. If we can raise this money today not only can we be the first all Christian network in Israel but the Israeli government has secured for us an office building for our broadcasting studio on Mount Zion. Thats right, we can be broadcasting in the Holy Land from Mount Zion itself.
http://ww2.daystar.com/Daystar